"My Father"

"My Father"

Little Johnny was talking to a couple of boys in
the school yard. Each was bragging about how
great their fathers are.

The first one said: "Well, my father runs the fastest.
He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he
gets there before the arrow!"

The second one said: "Ha! You think that's fast! My
father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there
before the bullet!"

Little Johnny listened to the other two boys and
shook his head. He then said: "You two know
nothing about fast.  My father is a civil servant. 
He stops working at 4:30,... and he's home by 3:45!"

 

** 아빠 자랑 **

 

어린쟈니가 학교 마당에서 친구 둘과 이야기중이다.

세명은 서로 자기의 아빠가 더 낫다고 자랑을 하는 중.

 

첫번째 애가 말했다: "우리아빠는 엄청 빨리 달리셔.

활로 화살을 쏘고나서 달리기 시작하면

화살보다 먼저 과녁에 도착하신다구!"

 

두번째 아이가 말한다: "하! 그건 아무 것도 아니야.

우리 아빠는 사냥을 하시는데,

총을 빵! 쏘고 나서 달리기 시작하면

총알보다 먼저 도착하셔."